public service announcements
we here at the big nothing, 6yeasgone.tripod.com, have taken it upon ourselves to help inform the public on some of the lesser talked about safety issues. to the left of this page you will find some of our most recent p.s.a's. to view the p.s.a. , just click on the icon and read through the information provided.
our only wish is that you take the information that
we provide and share it with others, so that they to may
refrain from committing such thoughtless acts.
thank you for visiting and remember... be wise and utilize
just say NO !! keep a weary eye open for those who attempt to eat fruit loops ! use caution when attempting eating this near indestructible sugary breakfast cereal for they are coated in some formica like substance which repels milk like oil in water. this cereal has been associated whit the following symptoms in their corresponding order. soreness of the mouth, stomach aches, rotting teeth, constipation and finally. . . DEATH. you are hereby advised to halt any and all attempted consumption of this substance and directed to use them as projectiles at enemies or annoying family members.
be wise and utilize.
someone once thought asbestos was safe. it was people like this that have polluted our world with false securities. truth be known to the millions of people around the world.
CHILDREN DO NOT ENJOY PLAYTIME.
the worlds youth would most likely enjoy spending a great portion of their time without interaction with others or actually anything at all. children of the world enjoy sitting alone.. .. by themselves. .. isolated in dark rooms with scary, scary noises and hands they can't see grabbing them ... ... . teach your children independence by ignoring them.
be wise, utilize
sexual orientations. both intriguing and sometimes disturbing. in today culture not only must we condemn those who participate in bestiality, scat and other types of sexual misconduct...but we must now seek out and give mental rehabilitation to those who continue to have sexual relations with dressers. this kind of sexual revolution must be stopped at once. not only could this be damaging to ones "persons" but they may also nick or even knock over the unit itself...causing unwanted damage.
"be wise and utilize" has been omitted from this months psa. it may be used to imply that we condone this bizarre sexual feat, which we at 6yearsgone do not.
in our on going effort to help america's youth we stumbled upon this warning. each and everyday our children run round and round, in turn, exhausting themselves to no end. we can no longer let this happen. refrain from letting yours and others children sleep. children sleep away over 5o% of their young vibrant lives meanwhile they could be taking out the trash, grabbing a cold beer from the refrigerator or just finding a job to help support their one time slacker lifestyle. together we can create and sustain a new and exciting young work force.
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in today's world we, the human race as a whole, are letting today's youth get away with even more as they grow older and adults show they are doing less to prevent the avoidable. babies...BABIES !! ! should never be allowed to crawl around while wearing fishbowls upon their heads. not only does this endanger the fish but all the water will spill out and ruin your carpets. when letting you child crawl with items around their heads, try something more practical, such as, an empty mop bucket or a more favorable plastic bag.
please... continue to be wise and utilize
each and every year, suicides seem to be on the rise in america. sometimes stemming form job related stress or broken relationships. .. it has become a nationwide epidemic! ! it is always a forgotten fact, that when sticking a plastic bag over ones own head, do not, i repeat, do not place ones hand around the neck. this will only complicate things and if you have second thoughts, its much easier to puss out. if you plan on doing yourself in try, for instance, hiring a hit man or join the latest trend, suicide by cop.
remember... be wise and utilize.
each year thousands of children are born and left abandoned. each year hundreds more are then placed into boxes and placed up in closets never to be seen or heard from again. please refrain yourselves and loved ones from committing such tragic accidents . encourage other uses for americas young like as help in sweatshops and sale on the black market for starters.
be wise and always utilize !!